We don't stop playing because we grow old, We grow old because we stop playing.
--George Bernard Shaw
Andrew's Awards for 2008
Updated 1/07/09
Sexual Conversations with Hot Local Girls. YEAH!
Updated 6/11/08
Newspaper Articles from the Future
Updated 5/19/08
Andrew's Awards for 2007
Updated 4/27/08
Who wants to start a dog fighting ring with me?
Updated 8/22/07
Protect the kids
Updated 8/20/07
What you like sucks too, asshole
Updated 8/17/07
The perils of Premarital Sex
Updated 7/20/07
Porn is degrading to women, Lets watch Sex in the City
Updated 7/16/07
White Supremacists still exist
Updated 6/2/07
Stereotyping is not racism
Updated 5/27/07
NHH v Don Imus
Updated 4/16/07
Happy Feet: Based on the ghetto?
Updated 4/3/07
MTV & FUSE
Updated 4/1/07
The Positive Article
Updated 4/1/07
People need to Die
Updated 3/24/07
Why is Viacom afraid of YouTube?
Updated 3/24/07
Lawsuit against the Zune, of course not
Updated 3/24/07
Avoid College at all Costs
Updated 2/15/07
The Butt Fuck Article
Updated 1/24/07
Proof Religions are NOT Made Up
Updated 1/8/07
Survivor: Racism Island
Updated 9/1/06
Andrew's Awards 2005-2006
Updated 7/27/06
Gay Marriage
Updated 7/27/06
Fat People Are Lazy
Updated 7/27/06
MTV: Where's the Music
Updated 7/26/06
Myspace: A place for Losers
Updated 7/26/06
G4 Sucks Ass
Updated 7/26/06
Why I hate Christianity
Updated 7/26/06
Tribute Page
Updated 7/25/06
Music is Shitty
Updated 7/25/06
Legalize Marijuana
Updated 7/25/06
Join the true religion.
Updated 4/15/07
Everyone in the World is a Prick.
Updated 7/24/06
Foreign Language Classes Suck.
Updated 7/23/06
Bullshit that deals with women.
Updated 7/22/06
Parents can't watch what their kids do.
Updated 7/21/06
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